What's in a name?

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car) Puppy Accord. Everyone's favorite wailin' child.
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) Chocolate Decadence Peanut Butter. I think I better just hang here by the fridge.
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name-first three letters of your last name) S'mar. Okay.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Rust Tiger. Don't try to scratch her behind the ears.
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Annette Los Angeles, wife of Lee Albuquerque. Both mysteriously disappeared from the set of Seattle Slough over a year ago.
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) Marst, secret love child of Callista Ming and Luke Skywalker.
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink) The Blood Red Bunnahabhain. Mel Gibson swears he saw her repeatedly on the set of Braveheart wearing a plaid mini-skirt and a red cape.
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Hal Ragnvald, failed his driver's license test 6 times. He does better just going in circles.
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite scent/perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Myrrh Mounds. Need I say more?
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother’s & father’s middle names ) Ann Grey. Fades away.
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) McAdams Memphis. WREG's Motormouth McAdams rains on your parade daily.
12. SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season/holiday, flower) Autumn Moonflower. Gives James sneezing fits.
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”) Strawberry Slippery. Shortcake's little sister.
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree) Red Berry Special K Live Oak. But you can call me Rebespeklio.
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + your fave hobby/craft + your fave weather element + “Tour”) The Beading Thunderstorm Tour. Blinding, loud. Headliner Puppy Accord strings it out for hours. Also expected to appear: Stanley Wisniewski!